Nov 09
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Too Drunk to Get it Up?
Jill L here, your woman guest writer, to shake things up a little more here at the guy’s magazine, so we can also get a woman’s point of view on things, especially since this magazine talks so often about how to please women, how to attract women, and female sexual enhancement products, what better way to really get into a woman’s mind than read stuff that was written by one? Especially a slightly hip, and uninhibited one, like yours truly!? Anyways, not to blow my own horn, or blow smoke up your proverbial a@%, so let’s get to talking about what this post is about this morning.
It’s something that men and women have experienced, directly or indirectly. Unless you have never drank alcohol, then you know when I say “too drunk to get it up”, what that means. And if you can do anything about it, we’ll explore that part of it too. Ladies can actually have the problem of drinking too much and not being able to have sexual intercourse, but most of the time that is because we got so drunk we passed out or were unable to function or stop laughing or something like that.
With men, their penis has to be able to form a full, firm erection for them to be able to make love, and when you’ve had too much to drink, as much as you may want to have sex, and as much as you might think your wife, partner, or one night fling look hot and sexy and are ready to get down with you, you may be experience some, er, shall we say, technical difficulties that are the curse of the bottle? So, what causes this, and how can you potentially help it and get back on the road to that hot roll in the hay with your partner that night? Well, these tips aren’t always guaranteed, but they’re a start.
One of the things you can do is to kind of slap your penis on your hand. This helps to get the blood flowing, yes, in a totally utilitarian manner that doesn’t really ignite the desire, but it does it’s function in that it brings blood back into the penis in sort of a manual, albeit, unstimulating manner. Another thing you can try is for your lover to do something really kinky. Tell her what it is, don’t be shy, because whatever it is, you might just be shocked, and it might bring your penis back to full attention and then some.
You can have her gently tug on your testicles, which is something a lot of men find extremely pleasurable, or you can even have her gently suck on them, which is something I’ve found send men through the roof with sexual pleasure.
