Man Suffers 2 Day Erection, is Awarded Nine Mil

In one of the largest awards to date for men having something go awry with their most prized treasure, a 53 year old man was awarded nine million bucks for his pain and suffering, and by the way, also permanent scarring, for treatment he underwent for erectile dysfunction.

Now brace yourself. You know what kind of treatment it was? It was one of those ones that makes every man shake in his boots, where a needle of medication is injected directly into the penis itself, so that the man may obtain and maintain an erection.  The stuff that’s actually injected is an opium related concoction that is supposed to increase blood flow.  I don’t care if you’re shooting pure gold into my penis, that is just plain scary getting anything put into your penis with a needle.

I have a hard enough time with shots and getting blood drawn, I think I would pass out at the sheer sight of a needle that I knew was intended to be injected right directly into the chambers of my beloved penis.  Yes, I called it beloved, so what!?  You know that’s what you’re thinking too!

And increase blood flow, it did, to the extreme for this poor guy.  He was given the shots originally in the office where he purchased them, and then he was supposedly taught how to administer them himself in the most delicate of delicate areas, at home.

He maintains that he was misled about the treatments, but the men’s health clinic maintains that he was properly taught. At any rate, he was in pain and discomfort for two whole days, and he also has some scarring involved as well, not mentioning the emotional scars I’m sure this traumatic experience included.

Priapism, which is the definition given to long lasting erection, is actually a known potential side effect of any erectile dysfunction drug, but this is extreme, and since he also endured the scarring, that probably accounts for his large award from the court. I’m willing to bet the medical company appeals though, so it may be reduced in the future.  What do you think his trauma is worth!?  Hard to say what kind of price tag to put on that kind of a scare, but I was a little surprised at the heftiness of the price tag.

So fellas, before you go out getting shots, please check out some other natural means of male enhancement, you see what happens when you start messing with things unnaturally like that!?