It’s the Big “V” Day!

Fellas, if you don’t want to get yourselves in trouble, you’d better have one of the following handy when you get home today :

1.)  Flowers – preferably roses. Exotically colored roses, even better.  This may actually get your laid tonight.

2.)  Chocolate. Preferable expensive, exotic chocolate. This pretty much follows along the same line as the flowers, you just might get lucky tonight if you don’t botch this one.

3.)  Jewelry.  Preferably expensive jewelry that involves either gold or diamonds or both – or platinum would be fabulous.  Same follows for the flowers and chocolate, although you may get a little more than just “lucky’ for this one!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY GUYS!!

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