Dec 10
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Guys – It’s Fart Smell Reducing Underwear!
So, this might just be the most ridiculous invention of this century – or that smartest. I guess the sales will tell whether this was a smart idea that will catch on or not. My hunch tells me that the biggest selling point will be as gag gifts, but I could be wrong!
An underwear has been developed that supposedly helps trap the smell of fart in the fiber of the underwear, so that it reduces the outgoing odor emissions when you can’t help but let one rip. We’ve all been there guys. You may even be on a date with a hot girl, or in the heat of the moment with a girlfriend or your wife, and you get that bubbling in your guts.
Yep, it’s that horrendous feeling of a loss of self control that we all get when the embarrassment of a gassy stomach gets us when we least expect it. Some people even get gassy when they get nervous. That’s the really deadly combo. Say you’re getting ready to meet your new girl’s parents. You’re nervous, as we all are when you’re meeting the ‘rents for the first time.
Maybe you also ate one too many onions for lunch. Or hell, maybe you’re just not lucky that day and anything is going to hit your intestines like firewater raging through your body, irritating the lining of the intestines and producing gastric emissions that would be enough to halt anyone in their tracks.
Well, these underwear, which are called 4SKINS, appropriately named for their mostly guy audience (they are boxers I guess, judging from what I’ve read about them), are supposed to really be able to trap a lot of that odor so that it doesn’t escape and embarrass you.
Guys, for some reason, are notoriously a lot more naturally gassy than women are, so it’s fitting that these underwear are mostly geared toward men. I’ve never met a guy who doesn’t let a good one rip after a large meal. It’s just the way we were made I suppose!
