There are always the most interesting stories coming out of our neighbors across the way, Britain.  Apparently a British man was recently banned from seeing his girlfriend at her home by neighbors who complained that their sexual encounters were too loud.  But this wasn’t just some sort of petition or neighborhood banning of the guy from visiting his beloved, it was actually a court order after several complaints kept coming in when he would stop by and do the nasty. 

Their loud sex was actually in violation of an ordinance of sorts, something called a noise abatement order.  The case went to court after neighbors kept complaining of the inappropriate noise that disrupted their lives, and yes, was sort of embarrassing to listen to.  Hey, maybe they were just jealous!  I’m sure that’s what this guy and his girlfriend are trying to tell themselves as they no doubt must be a tad embarrassed if they have some humanity in them.

And what were the offensive noises in question?  Well, just your typical sex bedroom noises it seems.  There were complaints of bed noises like headboards banging on the wall, moans, and the screaming of bad words (I’m sure you could take a stab at what those might be, since they’ve also been uttered in millions of bedrooms in the US over the years as a popular slang for having sex or fornicating).

The British man has been barred from coming within a certain amount of feet from his girlfriend’s home, so it’s kind of like a restraining order of sorts, just not the type we’re used to hearing about.  Wonder if this tawdry young couple might appeal the court’s decision?  Might they claims freedom of speech, or sexual expression or something along those lines?  It seems like they may be slightly SOL on this one though, they may just have to get some libido help to quell the sexual urges for now, or go to his place maybe - or move!