This was too funny.  Talk about giving a guy a job that he doesn’t mind, and in fact, one that he might just pay you for, I saw that a condom company was hiring men as an unpaid condom tester, of course they would get free condoms, but would not be compensated monetarily otherwise for their generous testing of Durex condoms. 

The condom company is recruiting about 200 Australian men and women to test its new condoms out for them, to make sure they work well and also provide a pleasurable enough experience, keeping the sensations on track for both parties involved in the sexual excursion.

The company does not offer compensation in the form of money, but the participants in its condom testing will receive a gift package of sorts of condoms and other Durex sexually themed products as well as be entered in a cash drawing (I know, whip-de-do right).  Now, I’d be impressed if this was some sort of penile enlargement or sexual enhancement condom that helped men get ready a little better for sex if you know what I mean, but there is no mention that these are anything but your average run of the mill condoms. 

It of course is also to drum up some publicity for the company I’m sure, as they seem to be making a spectacle out of the contest.  The applicants are supposed to explain what makes them qualified to be one of Durex’ “acclaimed” condom testers in their applications, and the company is expecting that thousands will probably apply, whether for the experience or to have the condom testing background. 

But I ask, who the heck is that going to impress?  Are you really going to put that on a job application?  Um, yes, skills and abilities : condom testing.  Just doesn’t sound right, does it?  Seriously though, if you’re Australian, you might want to hop to it and try to get in before any deadlines they have.  Who knows, you could be their star condom tester?  And you’d get to have fun doing it too, hopefully.  Talk about a novel idea as a reason for having sex!