Viagra Fails to Get Pandas to Go At It

After a failed attempt at getting rare pandas in captivity to mate and produce offspring using Viagra, zoo and wildlife officials have turned to the help of “panda porn”.  That’s right, apparently pandas may be turned on by watching themselves (or who knows, maybe humans) having sex, and be prompted to mate with one another, producing healthy viable offspring, something that is rare and hard to keep alive in the wild. 

I didn’t know Viagra could be used on other species, but like any other unnatural and natural male sexual enhancement drugs, I suppose it would work the same on a panda, sending an increased circulation of bloodflow to the penis, and enhancing the erection, making for a better shot (no pun intended) at impregnating the female panda successfully, since Viagra is also known to sometimes increase the amount of semen that comes out of the male penis.

This would increase the female panda’s likelihood of getting pregnant, because the more sperm that the male produces and ejaculates, the more chance she has of getting one of her eggs fertilized. 

No word yet on whether the pandas have successfully mated at the point I’m writing this, but who knows, by the time this hits the web, we may be one panda ahead of the game in the race to prevent them from extinction if wildlife experts have their way!  Who would have thought that Viagra, one of the biggest male sexual enhancement drugs in history, would be possibly responsible for the savior of an endangered species?

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