Umm, yeeeeah (in my best Lundberg voice from Office Space), this story will probably make you think twice about dating or otherwise bedding that crazy woman you’ve had your eye on that seems like she might be a little into some weird stuff…  In the news recently was a story about a woman convicted of stabbing a man she was having sex with WHILE she was having sex with him, allegedly to drink his blood. 

The allegation is that the 23 year old Tempe Arizona woman tied up her lover and proceded to stab him several times, telling him she liked to drink blood.  Yikes, this guy is going to suffer some serious sexual issues from now on I bet.   The two of them both admit to drinking and taking drugs prior to this bizarre encounter (jeez, what a shock), but the woman is claiming the whole shindig was consensual (um, I doubt this guy wanted to be stabbed repeatedly). 

The man, whom the report said lived with this psycho, said that he did agree to being tied up by the woman who became his attacker, but became afraid when she began attacking him with a knife.  He struggled free (thank God), and was able to run away from the looney tune, but not before she began chasing him with yet another potential murder weapon - a pickax.

Talk about straight from a horror movie!  Jeez, these types of stories make me glad that I’m in a long term, secure relationship.  It’s a wild, wild world out there gentleman, and you just never know what you’re getting sometimes.  Same goes for the ladies too I suppose…