We all have heard the excuse that our girlfriends or wives don’t want to give us oral sex “because your semen tastes bitter”, or they might use another euphamism, like “it just tastes funny” or something like that.  So, is there anything we can do to improve the taste of our semen, and also increase the likelihood of a little oral action more often?

Researchers and medical experts say that there are actually a couple things that affect the taste of our semen.  Namely, it’s diet.  Well first off, if you’ve had a long night of alcohol consumption the night before you want a little oral action, you cannot tell your girlfriend honestly that your spunk will taste good.  In the words of Samantha on Sex and the City “your spunk tastes like funk” will be what your significant other is thinking if you have consumed alchohol in the past 24 hours before oral sex. 

So, alcohol can be a common culprit of foul tasting semen, and what else?  Well, you are what you eat definitely is a cliche that we can use when we talk about bitterness or saltiness of semen.  The taste of your semen is pretty much a direct result of what you consume. 

So, if you want your semen to taste sweet, consume a lot of sweet treats or sweet fruits the day before, but try to stay away form acidic foods like tomato sauces and bitter fruits or veggies. 

Also stay away from a lot of salt - not only is it good for your blood pressure and hence your sex life, it’s also going to make your semen taste better to the woman in your life!