Archive for June, 2006

What is Virility?

What exactly is virility?  It seems to be quite a buzzword in the world of male sexual enhancement and men’s health, so I looked up the “dictionary” definition of virility and here’s what I found. 

Virility :

1.Virility is the property of being capable of copulation and procreation

2: The trait of being manly; having the characteristics of an adult male. 

Most times when we hear the term virility we think of youth, being at our sexual peaks and very sexually active, and physically fit and “potent”.  Virility is the ultimate term for young manhood, and activeness, fitness and male health.  Virility is also associated with other traditional aspects of masculinity.

Cop Mad About Being Called “Testosterone Gusher”

In a story out of a small town in Massachusetts, cops, or one cop in particular, is calling for the dismissal of a female coworker, who in an email called the cops in his station “testosterone gushers”.

The woman was apparently requesting for the administrative assistant in the station to be promoted or recognized for putting up with the cops that she called testosterone gushers for more than twenty years, and this offended the guy.

Aren’t cops supposed to have a thick skin? And hey, some guys might consider that a complement. I say the guy takes it like a man and laughs it off - I actually think it’s kind of funny, not insulting at all.

Half Ton Guy Loses 200 Lbs : And You Think Your Sex Life Sucks..

You think this guy hasn’t had sex in a while?  A Mexican man by the name of Manuel Oribe, with the help of famous doctor turned nutritionist, author of the Zone Diet series, and heart health expert, Dr. Barry Sears, has lost 200 pounds since being put on a high protein diet by the doctor in January. 

The poor guy’s got over 770 more pounds to go before he even comes in to the normal range of weight and out of harms way.  A picture of the guy shows him spread out on the floor, barely able to even more, his legs are so huge.  He is just now able to start stretching his limbs.  He couldn’t even do that before he lost the 200 pounds. 

What did Manuel weigh in at when doctors first started him on his diet in January?  A whopping 1,235 pounds!  The 41 year old man has not been able to leave his bed in five years.  So, next time you complain about your sex life, or your life in general, suck it up dude!

 

Why Men Wait to See Doctors

Men are stubborn schlups sometimes.  Why is it that when a woman has a health problem, she goes straightaway to make a doctor’s appointment, but with a man it’s like pulling teeth to get him to dial the doctors number, let alone actually go to the appointment?

Men need to stop being so stubborn or lax about their health, especially since men are more prone to prostate problems and are just as prone to heart diseases and other maladies that plague women as well, if not more.

Maybe it’s because men feel embarrassed or self conscious about these visits.  I mean, what about the proverbial, finger up the butt visits where men are subjected to something they might perceive as “homosexual” just to make sure their prostates aren’t enlarged?  Or how about the derobing in front of a man?  Well, just make an appointment with a woman instead then, if that makes you more comfortable. 

Try to find doctors that don’t make you wait forever.  Believe it or not, some doctors don’t believe in that, and don’t take their good old time getting in to see you in the “Second waiting room”. . If you’ve ever watched Seinfeld, you know what I mean about the second waiting room.

Lucky Louie Addresses Premature Ejaculation

Have any of you seen the new risque HBO show Lucky Louie?  It’s basically like a new age Honeymooners with a very simple premise where Louie and his wife live in a tiny apartment, are broke all the time, have a young daughter, and have little sex.  Well, the last episode addressed the issue of masturbation and premature ejaculation. 

Louie was caught masturbating in the closet to a picture of Jessica Simpson nonetheless, by his wife, who by the way looks like a tinier version of Demi Moore.  After several attempts at sex to get his wife pregnant, his wife turns him on so bad that he cums in his pants, a perfect example of how premature ejaculation gets in the way of spontaneous, wild and crazy sex. If you guys haven’t seen it yet, try to start watching it.  It’s friggin hilarious. 

 

What the Big Deal is About Rush Limbaugh’s Viagra

I posted yesterday breaking news about conservative talk show host and radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh being stopped and searched at a Florida airport earlier yesterday with unprescribed/unauthorized Viagra on him. 

The big deal about it is, that prosecutors are trying to determine whether Limbaugh broke a deal he made with them after his narrow escape (although I believe some litigation is still pending) from painkiller prescription “doctor shopping” for his acknowledged addiction to prescription painkillers.

If they find that he did violate his deal, he could be in even deeper trouble than he currently is.  The report was turned in to the local sheriff’s office, and a court and prosecutors will take it from there.

Height and Penis Size Link?

A lot of men think there might be a correlation between their penis size and height, and yet you and I both know men who are tall but have smaller penises and men who are short that are really well hung.  So, is there really any relationship between your height and your penis size?  Let’s talk about it..

The height and penis size myth is exactly what I just called it - a myth.  Most people make the direct correlation between a man’s penis size and the bulge in his crotch simply because if the guy himself is big, his penis must be big too, right?  But this is like saying if the cover of a book looks catchy, the contents of the book must be equally as compelling. 

And we all KNOW that’s no true!  How many times have you read a book with a great, colorful and vibrant cover that gets your attention only to find out the book is poorly written fluff?  Silly analogy, I know, but nonetheless accurate in this case.

While there are some men who have easily visually observed, bulging pants in their nether regions, you can’t always tell that a man is going to have a large penis.  His penis may simply protrude a lot, but not actually be any larger than the average penis size. Then there may be men with bigger penises than average whom look very average because they don’t protrude as much in clothes.  So you don’t always get what you see I guess.

Many people believe also believe that penis size can be guessed from some visible body part or other - we all know the big hands equals big penis size myth or the big feet equals a big penis size myth.

Apparently, in 2002, the British Journal of Urology International conducted a study on 104 men whose shoe sizes ranged from 8 to 13. The research project found that there is no definite correlation between the size of men’s foot and their penis size.

So, if you have a size eight foot, be sure to tell all your potential female companions, “you know a study proved that men’s feet size does not mean anything about their penis size” wink wink.  Or you could forgo being that cheesy…

Rush Limbaugh Caught With Unprescribed Viagra?

Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh, after being accused of going to multiple doctors to feed a previous Oxycontin habit just a few years ago, was stopped in a West Palm Beach Airport after a bottle of Viagra prescribed under the names of two doctors, instead of him, was found on his person. 

Under the deal Limbaugh’s lawyers worked out for him on the painkiller charges, the charge, which is commonly referred to as “doctor shopping,” would be dismissed after eighteen months as long as he continues to submit random drug tests and seeks continued treatment for his self acknowledged addiction to powerful painkillers.

The talk show host said that it was for his personal use, but prescribed under two doctors names for privacy purposes.  Limbaugh was allowed to leave the airport without being charged, but authorities say that they will be reporting this to the appropriate sheriff’s office, as this is a misdemeanor crime for having in your possession unprescribed drugs, or drugs such as Viagra without a prescription.

 

Testosterone Levels and Semen Production

Testosterone is responsible for the primary physical and psychological traits that make men MEN, so a deficiency in testosterone production or it’s absorption in the man’s body can trigger a significant change in these traits, meaning they lose some of their male traits like muscle tone, sexual desire, sexual control and other key elements to a man’s health and happiness.

Men who experience the male equivalent of menopause, called andropause, are usually prone to gaining weight, varying degrees of depression and anxiety, bladder control and erectile dysfunctions, physical and mental fatigue and other unpleasant side effects of andropause.

It may be wise for any man over the age of 45 to get testosterone level checks, to make sure he’s in the clear from getting these unpleasant symptoms. If you are experiencing a temporary drop in testosterone levels, you may want to try a semen enhancing and testosterone improvement supplement.

These types of male sexual health and testosterone enhancing supplements are very rich in zinc, which is one of the key natural substances (it’s actually a mineral) used by the male reproductive system, and then there are other natural ingredients which are designed to help stimulate the production of testosterone without endangering the rest of the body or compromising other functions, as common prescription drugs are known to do.

Low Testosterone Levels?

Testosterone is the primary “I am man, hear me roar” hormone among the androgen (male hormone) family of hormones and by far the best known in this entire sector (who hasn’t heard of testosterone?  It’s practically a verb in it’s own right).

Androgens are responsible for the development of masculine characteristics in all vertebrates (aka humans, anything with a spine basically) by a process where it binds to the androgen receptors.  This all sounds foreign, I know, but trust me there is a point.

Androgens are the overseers of the activity of all male sex organs (including the penis and testosterone production) and the development of secondary sexual characteristics, like a man’s deep voice, male body and facial hair, broader shoulders and chest, a heavier bone structure than women, larger and more dense muscle mass and more coarse skin.

Testosterone, the kind of all androgens, is mostly secreted in the testes and then secondarily by the adrenal glands, which is something I did not previously know.

The functions of this powerful hormone are so very closely linked to the mental and sexual well-being of men, that a dip in the level of testosterone produced by the body is enough to bring about dramatic changes in any man.  This is where a testosterone enhancing supplement can work wonders for you. 

What this type of supplement does is naturally boost your testosterone, and even your semen production, for improved sexual desire and a higher output of testosterone, naturally.  More on testosterone level issues next time…